can't touch this
PhD
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I may have been exaggerating a wee bit but this is just a prelude to the whiners we'll be getting on Dec 23rd
Now imagine dealing with that every day being a GSTM.TTOG: FUCK. YOU. It's not my fault that the delivery guy crushed your package, and it's not my fault that the phone rep for Target.com told you one thing, and you decided to do the exact opposite of what they told you to do. It's not even my job to do guest service and handle this kind of crap. I've been more than generous in trying to make things right for you, but nope. Not good enough. DO NOT cut me off mid sentence and scream at me and then expect me to fix your problems. I seriously feel bad for the next person that has to deal with your entitled ass.
Oh believe me I know the struggle. I deal with some nasty people in AP, but I could never do Guest Service. I'd channel my inner @Kartman and snap necks.Now imagine dealing with that every day being a GSTM.
Target.com always tells the guest we can give them the world in store. It’s so annoying.
TTOG: Read your damn coupons. It says very specifically Free $10 GIFT CARD if you spend $50 or more, not $10 off your purchase. 🙄
I get *a lot* (read: too fucking many) "What's this?"YES, YES, YES. Every single guest wanted to know why the $10 didn't come off of their total. Yet none of them thought to question why I had handed them a $10 gift card.😕
No, I’m not coming down to unlock baby formula, that’s also on the opposite side of the store.
Unlock?
Unlock?
I’m on a lift with the upper half of my body inside the ceiling. No, I’m not coming down to unlock baby formula, that’s also on the opposite side of the store.
“Don’t work here, just maintenance.”
Well played 😀 Bravo!TTOG:
Oh, damn, how did your payment get cancelled three times??? Guess your card is "broken".
I had a guest walk INTO THE BACKROOM, through our bulk side, to the SFS workcenter, and asked me, while I was up on the Wave, if I could check for a Christmas tree that there were none of out on the floor. I guess she heard the Wave beeping and knew I was back there? After I was speechless for a couple of seconds, I told her she couldn't be back there and she needed to use the callbox if she needed help and there was nobody around. Christ. 😱 I guess there's something about being up on the Wave that screams "CIHYFS?".I’m on a lift with the upper half of my body inside the ceiling. No, I’m not coming down to unlock baby formula, that’s also on the opposite side of the store.
“Don’t work here, just maintenance.”
If I were the GSTL I would’ve overridden it back onto the other visa since that’s better than cash but they shouldn’t even do thatTTO bitch G: I'm sorry that you no longer have access to one of your credit cards, but there's literally no way for us to process that return OTHER than to a Target GiftCard. I don't give a damn whether or not it was a "rewards card" and "basically like cash", there's physically no way for me to give you back cash! When we tried to explain to you that it was a Visa credit card, and that it would have to go back onto that Visa credit card or to a Target GiftCard, you had absolutely no right to take out your other Visa credit card, throw it at us, and yell "THIS IS A VISA CREDIT CARD TOO! PUT IT BACK ON HERE OR GIVE ME CASH". YOU PAID WITH A CREDIT CARD. YOU DON'T GET CASH BACK WHEN YOU PAY WITH A CREDIT CARD. The GSTL was getting sick of your bitching, so congratulations on getting an override and walking out of our store with free money!
also thanks for making shit more complicated when I was trying to train one of our cart attendants to do Guest Service
Fucking bitch.