To that one sales floor team member
I was actually warned about you on my second day of training a year ago. I was told that you had a tendency to be really creepy towards female team members. So when I met you on my 4th day I wasn't disappointed. You hovered around me way too much and when you were done borrowing my MyDevice you didn't hand it to me but actually slid it into the holster while getting wayyyy too close.
You also have no problem with hitting on some of our very underage cashiers despite being in your 40's and saying things like "she only has eyes for me". Like can you not??
And when you're not being creepy, you're often sitting in the break room yelling at your girlfriend/wife/whatever over the phone. Loud enough for everyone to hear (on a side note, we've had the pleasure of meeting said lady more than once and she's not too likeable either).
You've recieved so many complaints to HR about your creepy behavior and I know the ETL-HR can't stand you but for some reason, you're not getting fired!