To the new ETL: Shocking how similar you've been to the ETL you're replacing that I had an issue with (This ETL was always seen crying after speaking to the STL and quit one day without giving advance notice). 1. You don't have to tell me what to do at the beginning of my shift, I know 2. Really no need to tell our SL mid to do reshop at the beginning of her shift, I think she fuckin knows she's been here for 20 years 3. The fact that you don't know how to check for things in the back is embarrassing 4. You didn't know how to pick up calls 5. You telling me in a bitchy way to put my name tag on was the last straw (before these target diehards come at me, I haven't worn my name tag in months and she was the first one to say something about it) One of my biggest target pet peeves is new ETLS that wanna act like they know more than long-time TMs and wanna act like they run the place.