Archived anyone have a crush on anyone at their store?

[jtd]

Crushes at stores? Gee, the DC takes it to the next level. I wouldn't be surprised if you guys unloading the truck got some man milk on your hands. All the funky stuff that went down in those dimly lit outbound trailers especially on the night shifts when the bosses never really made their rounds.

 

[can't touch this]

Crushes at stores? Gee, the DC takes it to the next level. I wouldn't be surprised if you guys unloading the truck got some man milk on your hands. All the funky stuff that went down in those dimly lit outbound trailers especially on the night shifts when the bosses never really made their rounds.

oh hell naw, I'm enough of a germaphobe as it is

*heaves*

 

[NPC]

It's easy to find someone to like at your store. Target is a place where charisma really shows. And good people stand out amongst the bleh.

I've noticed there are some people who I feel can do no wrong because of how well they do their job.

Also, a lot of attractive people work at Target for some reason.

 

[Kartman]

I've never noticed THAT before.

 

[can't touch this]

I've never noticed THAT before.

I'm going to be eternally paranoid from now on, fuck

prob gonna start carrying around one of these too:

 

[BoxCutter]

I've never noticed THAT before.

You've never looked in a mirror, @Kartman???!!!😛

 

[jtd]

I'm going to be eternally paranoid from now on, fuck

prob gonna start carrying around one of these too:

There were a couple temps that pissed in trailers...that were caught. Numerous dead mice and birds in the inbound trailers. There was a day we put a dead bird on a box and sent it through the labeler. Didn't work so well.

We've always had a joke in the dc that you should never buy a tv from target. If you've seen how those things were handled in the dc, you're has would drop. We had a 65" drop from 20' in the air. Guy just looked at the box, saw no external damage, and just put it back. Anything under 32" was conveyable, and those were just chucked onto the rollers in depal.

 

[Kartman]

Kinda makes me think those extended warranties are so stupid after all!

 

[BoxCutter]

We had a 65" drop from 20' in the air. Guy just looked at the box, saw no external damage, and just put it back.

When I was on Flow, (talking some 15 years ago) if some electronics item fell from high in the truck, or off the line, we scanners would use our black markers to put a BIG "X" on the bottom of the package so TMs (at least those of us on Flow) knew not to trust buying that one. Good times.

 

[jtd]

Do you have any idea how many smashed china sets we just sent down the line because we didn't want to walk the 200' to the damage bin? I can give you a hint, it's a lot.

 

[Kartman]

That's lame.

No, it's worse than lame.

To call that lame would be an insult to lame people.

 

[jtd]

That's lame.

No, it's worse than lame.

To call that lame would be an insult to lame people.

But we had some close games of tic tac toe to play.

Sorry to burst your bubble about how caring you thought the dc was. We had a number to hit by the end of the day. No questions really asked unless you didn't hit it. Entire mindset of inbound was "once it's on the line it's out of my hands"

It's a dark dingy place to work for 12 hours when you have 0 windows to even look out. The ratio of windows to fucks given is about 1:1

 

[Militantagnostic]

It's a dark dingy place to work for 12 hours when you have 0 windows to even look out. The ratio of windows to fucks given is about 1:1

Sounds like a 3rd rate casino is Vegas, except the smell of cheap booze and cigar smoke is replaced with sweat and BO.

 

[jtd]

Sounds like a 3rd rate casino is Vegas, except the smell of cheap booze and cigar smoke is replaced with sweat and BO.

The BO was real.

There was a guy on the A2 shift, we believe, bathed himself in the cheap cologne that you get in the bundle packs for Christmas. He wore wind breaker pants, typical grandpa mall walking shoes, and a stretched out A tank top. His cologne was on so heavy that cartoon scent lines were starting to emit from his body's silhouette.

 

[can't touch this]

hell if I worked at a no-fucks-given DC I would be hotboxing a trailer or two

I know a guy who worked at a DC in a different company and said they really put the "distribution" in distribution center...claimed to have bought weed, oxys, codeine syrup and Adderall bars off his boss many times...bags of the shit, like those gallon ziplocs full...then he got to the part where this was in California which makes it automatically a true story even if it didn't really happen

 

[jtd]

hell if I worked at a no-fucks-given DC I would be hotboxing a trailer or two

I know a guy who worked at a DC in a different company and said they really put the "distribution" in distribution center...claimed to have bought weed, oxys, codeine syrup and Adderall bars off his boss many times...bags of the shit, like those gallon ziplocs full...then he got to the part where this was in California which makes it automatically a true story even if it didn't really happen

In all honesty at the DC I was at, I don't know how anyone can ever complain. The work was hot and physical at times, and you work in a production environment. If you didn't assume that going into the job, I don't know what to tell you.

But, for a job that doesn't require a college degree of any kind, only working 3 or 4 days a week, and making near $55,000 with minimal overtime ($60,000 + if you like overtime during holiday season)...it's pretty good. Those that complain just like to complain and are never happy.

 

[HRZone]

Does anybody have a hot PMT?

Nope old guy (I'm straight), gets crap done though. The uniform doesn't help

 

[Fix It]

Does anybody have a hot PMT?

I’m not THAT ugly 🙁

 

[Planosss]

Wouldn't it be nice if Target was sooooo cool and hip that they'd give us a "sex-room."

Breaks and lunches would suddenly take on a whole new meaning.

Wtf

 

[Kartman]

You're not invited.

 

[busyzoningtoys]

Might be sleeping with both the newly single softlines girl and the newly single hardlines girl. They went through some rough breakups. Oops. Also our sex room is called the neighboring businesses parking lot lol. Or the electronics stockroom when there’s a power outage...

 

[TTGOz]

Might be sleeping with both the newly single softlines girl and the newly single hardlines girl. They went through some rough breakups. Oops. Also our sex room is called the neighboring businesses parking lot lol. Or the electronics stockroom when there’s a power outage...

mmmm preying off of other girl's shot heart is the only way to truly feed!

 

[HRLady]

Does anybody have a hot PMT?

Nope old guy (I'm straight), gets crap done though. The uniform doesn't help

My store has gone through several PMTs but none of them were hot. It doesn't help that they also weren't very good at their job. During their vacations, we had PMTs from other stores (sadly, they weren't hot either) help out and every single one of them was so much better at getting things done. It sucks that my store gets stuck with the bad ones.

I've noticed that the PMTs' supervisors have all been pretty attractive though.

 

[sprinklesontop]

Does anybody have a hot PMT?

Our PMT is cute. Great sense of humor. Works hard. Always offers to help out. Yep..... I'd say that makes him "hot". Not in a "wow-stop-you-in-your-tracks" hot...... but when you "bundle" all the other qualities together; he's kinda yummy. 🙂

 

[HRZone]

I've noticed that the PMTs' supervisors have all been pretty attractive though.

Yeah our pmbp is like 25 and looks like a young George Clooney. He looks like he's never got his hands dirty though (shrugs)