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The Prayer of the Days After

Blessed are the children of the Red and Khaki/Jeans. The Trials of the Days After are upon us my children.
The hoard of the evil and gluttonous Karens & Karls will be ravaging the Service Desk with returns with no and expired receipts. Remember to state the official return policy when pressed.
Cashiers fear not the flinging of giftcards with edge of razors or $0 balances.

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Be joyful that end of the year is approaching.
Bless those that have to endure the trails and tribulations of stating only the truth of the Return Policy. When the raging minions call themselves SPECIAL, be sure to have a walkie to call upon leadership to cast them aside.

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Pray for the seasonals who want to stay.
Remember to scan and organize all the defects of the Returns.
Be mindful of the hard labor of flexing and resets about to come.

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Be safe and I pray for your return to the Breakroom in the year of the new.
AMEN...

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PS.
If all else fails....Purge the Insanity. Baseball bats in Sporting Goods and knives in Kitchenwares and weapons of Level 4 or lower are now legal.

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