Archived The "Vent about all the crazy shit that happened during your shift" thread

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I was scheduled as our backroom closer yesterday (3-11). However, our piece of shit closing GSA called out, so after we finished pulling the 3's they had to pull me to cover the front lanes, the bane of my existence. Wanna guess who I had to close with, on the Saturday before Mother's day? 1 fucking cashier past 8pm, 3 salesfloor team members past 7:30, myself, and a guest service team member. Then my Guest Service TM has to call off because of a family emergency (Can't blame him at all, just fuck my store and their lack of ability to plan coverage appropriate for the day before mother's day) so I had to cover the service desk, run the front lanes, and watch self checkout for the latter half of the night.

It's making my blood pressure rise just thinking about it. We literally had the entire salesfloor on a register, operator and all, for almost two hours straight and the lines were still 7 or 8 plus people deep. There were still pulls on the line and on the floor at 10pm. Well over 15 carts of reshop, nobody had zoned at all. I was furious the entire night. Thankfully our closing LOD is the nicest dude, so he was able to defuse my anger a bit.

But that all came undone later in the night when the overnight crew came in. So you see, what tends to happen when you pull the closing backroom person out of the backroom is that things have an annoying tendency of not getting done, who'd have thunk it, y'know? So when our ETL-REPL came in to run the truck and found that the line wasn't set and that none of the backstock from the 3's or 5's was done, he made the poor decision of taking it out on me, a walking volcano of anger and stress. I came so fucking close to snapping, and he must have picked up on that because he shut right the fuck up. I had to get out of there, told the the LOD I was taking my 30 and vented all of that anger on a fucking trash can out behind the store. People talk about how, in their anger, they kinda black out and act without thinking. I was very, very close to that precipice already and that stupid ETL went and nudged me over the edge. It's a miracle I didn't hit the guy or scream and holler at him. I'm not even an angry man, most people thought of me as the most cool-headed and logical of the GSAs and I've never had an inclination to violence or anger but god damn did this whole shitty situation try my patience.After my 30 minute vent-session, all the LOD said was "Better?" when I got back and that helped immensely.

After all that happened it was fairly anti-climatic, as I still perfectly remembered how to close all the registers and self-checkout, and the foot traffic slowed down to much more manageable levels after around 10 pm. I had to stay to help out the salesfloor team, mostly because they had to spend so much time on backup and I'd feel awful if I just up and left. Thankfully, we were out at 1 am because the LOD told us to not even bother with the zone, just finish the reshop and we could go. So all in all, I go in expecting a 7.5 hour backroom shift, and instead it turns into a 10 hour GSA shift with abysmal coverage and tons of foot traffic. My literal definition of hell.

And at the end of the night? We didn't make sales.
 
waiting outside for 30 minutes with 10 other TM's to get inside because someone was late
 
Rung up an old man yesterday for a TV, mother's day card and 60 dollar gift card. He was a pretty nice dude we chatted for a lil as I was ringing him up, and I handed him his stuff and he was on his way. Not more than 10 minutes later he comes up to me with my ETL saying "she swindled me!" Apparently when the dude got outside, he looked in his bag and the 60 dollar gift card wasn't there. Oh fucking boy. He didn't even bring the bag back with him. Just the receipt. Yep. So we both walk back to the boat and check around and of course it's not there. Since ya know, I put it in the bag. So I go talk to my ETL in receiving and we're both trying to figure out how to handle it. We get AP to check the cameras and in the meantime I'm back at the boat trying to just kill time with the guy. AP calls my phone and tells me that I did indeed put the gift card in the bag. So I relay that to the guy, that it probably fell in between the card. He isn't too happy about having to go to his car to check the bag. Not my fuckin' fault dude, you didn't bring it for whatever reason. So he left and never came back, because he probably found the card.

It was a very annoying 30 minutes.

Also someone stole one of our iPhone displays. Within a literal 5 minute window. I was in domestics and mobile said she stepped away for 5 minutes and came back and it was gone. Now, we're both pretty upset it's missing, but I'm also kind of impressed someone stole it within 5 minutes without setting the alarm off.
 
Over the last few weeks, a raccoon has been getting into our compactor and storage trailer to eat QMOS and tear holes in the pet food we really shouldn't have put in that trailer. Sometime over the weekend, it got hit by a car at the back of the store. My ETL though it was a good idea to write a eulogy for said raccoon, calling it a valued team member who helped save costs by eating out of the compactor so we didn't have to empty it so often. And that I would be holding memorial services back in receiving for it. He emailed this to the TLs and ETLs.

I'd have been blissfully unware of all this, except the PMT greeted me with "did you see the raccoon?" and read the whole email to me. What. The. Hell. Thankfully nobody actually said anything about the whole thing.

Also we don't sell crutches or canes but somehow I have one crutch and three different styles of cane on a salvage pallet now. No stickers, no sign of where they came from. This is bothering me a lot more than it should.
 
Also we don't sell crutches or canes but somehow I have one crutch and three different styles of cane on a salvage pallet now. No stickers, no sign of where they came from. This is bothering me a lot more than it should.
It honestly may be lost and found stuff. I can't remember a day without at least one set of crutches and a cane being behind my SD. We actually had a full size walker left for a week once.
 
It honestly may be lost and found stuff. I can't remember a day without at least one set of crutches and a cane being behind my SD. We actually had a full size walker left for a week once.
Ah, that would make sense. I think it just annoys me because half the time I come back from the weekend to find a pile of random shit in my workspace with no explanation and no way of tracking down who dumped it there. Like the boxed coffee maker with a Post-It slapped on that says "DISPLAY." Or the half a pallet of salvage sitting next to the preexisting, not even half full salvage pallet because of reasons lol
 
Ah, that would make sense. I think it just annoys me because half the time I come back from the weekend to find a pile of random shit in my workspace with no explanation and no way of tracking down who dumped it there. Like the boxed coffee maker with a Post-It slapped on that says "DISPLAY." Or the half a pallet of salvage sitting next to the preexisting, not even half full salvage pallet because of reasons lol
I wish my BR/Receiving TL cared enough to even notice this. My return bins get stacked next to his desk and I usually have to clock in early so I can have them in time for my opening shift since no one gives enough of a shit to bring them back to the front of the store. I'm super lucky if my wheeled tub hasn't been given to a flow TM.
 
a couple weeks ago, i was backing up at the registers and a sketchy lady came through my line trying to buy two pairs of girls' clearance shoes, totaling to around $17. as i was ringing her out, she proceeded to ask me if she could use my redcard for the 5% because she "couldn't find hers". i told her no and that i didn't even have one. then i called our AP ETL to my register. i'm pretty sure she was drunk or high on whatever, because she didn't notice him standing directly in front of the register until she tried to use her own credit card and it got declined. i told her it did, and then she looked up and saw him there. she asked him if he worked there, and then asked if she could use HIS redcard, to which he replied with laughter.
 
It honestly may be lost and found stuff. I can't remember a day without at least one set of crutches and a cane being behind my SD. We actually had a full size walker left for a week once.

How the hell does one leave the store without those things?
 
How the hell does one leave the store without those things?
Canes are found all the time in SL. They get hung on the end of a rack so the guest has both hands to shop, and they blend in so well that the guest can't find it again. At night the cane gets found while zoning.
 
How the hell does one leave the store without those things?
At my grocery store job, we have a regular customer who accidentally leaves his cane at least once a week by leaving it in the cart when he gets into his car. He has a bunch of the same cane with a yellow piece of tape around the top to tell it's his.

Anytime he comes in and passes the customer service counter, we stop him and give him any canes he's left.
 
Same thing I wondered when I saw all the car keys in our lost and found
They probably push out the shopping cart and don't need the support from the cane until they get home and realize they left it somewhere.
 
Had a guest return a couple items today and she also purchased a couple of gifts, gift wrap and a bow. After she purchased the items, she told me she was in a rush and late for the party and she needed to go to our Starbucks before she left and expected me to wrap the gifts she purchased because she didn't have time :eek::eek::eek:. Yeah I don't have the time either between running photo lab, guest service and watching the lanes because the GSA was on break. I did not wrap her gifts, even if I wanted to, there there was no way I would have had time.
 
Had a guest return a couple items today and she also purchased a couple of gifts, gift wrap and a bow. After she purchased the items, she told me she was in a rush and late for the party and she needed to go to our Starbucks before she left and expected me to wrap the gifts she purchased because she didn't have time :eek::eek::eek:. Yeah I don't have the time either between running photo lab, guest service and watching the lanes because the GSA was on break. I did not wrap her gifts, even if I wanted to, there there was no way I would have had time.
I get asked if we offer gift wrapping and just tell people that I'm the reason gift bags were invented.
 
I get asked if we offer gift wrapping and just tell people that I'm the reason gift bags were invented.

I can understand people asking if we offer gift wrapping but this lady totally expected me to have her gifts wrapped by the time she returned with her starbucks drink lol. I am terrible at wrapping gifts and I hate wrapping. I always buy gift bags. Quick and easy.
 
Same thing I wondered when I saw all the car keys in our lost and found

We've collected so many car keys at my other job it's ridiculous. I mean, since you drove here, don't you think you might need your keys to drive home?
 
not really a guest thing, but... we had a guest come in with an online order that must have been a ship from store because she received it with an as-is label still attached. obviously, she was a bit concerned about why the price on the tag was so much lower than the price she'd paid. we returned the item and resold it with the as-is ticket (it did match), but... ?! how does something like that even happen? I mean, I know how it happens, but. it still boggles my mind.
 
not really a guest thing, but... we had a guest come in with an online order that must have been a ship from store because she received it with an as-is label still attached. obviously, she was a bit concerned about why the price on the tag was so much lower than the price she'd paid. we returned the item and resold it with the as-is ticket (it did match), but... ?! how does something like that even happen? I mean, I know how it happens, but. it still boggles my mind.

Cause different store have different prices. If it shipped to her house she paid the target.com price. I've had to send as-is items when it's the only one we got. If she got it shipped to a store then they could have changed the price before processing.
 
not really a guest thing, but... we had a guest come in with an online order that must have been a ship from store because she received it with an as-is label still attached. obviously, she was a bit concerned about why the price on the tag was so much lower than the price she'd paid. we returned the item and resold it with the as-is ticket (it did match), but... ?! how does something like that even happen? I mean, I know how it happens, but. it still boggles my mind.
Yep, ship from store. I don't bother covering up clearance or as is stickers anymore since mySupport insists that its not possible to get orders for clearance items.

If the item is "as is" because of a defect, then I won't ship it. But mostly it's just good condition online-only items that were returned to the store.
 
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