To that one guest

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TTOG: No I am not from Pirates of the Caribbean just because i have an eyebrow piercing
It's not my fault that the POS is glitchy. also I give no fucks especially when you call me the wrong name while I'm wearing a name tag
 
TTOG: You make me wanna convince my wife we dont need kids you basically left your newborn baby at guest service to go shop and when we found where you were, you really said O I forgot i had a kid.:mad: Like wtf it came out of your vagina how the hell you forget. Someone shoot me now end my misery:(
 
TTOG: Ma'am, I'm wearing a black vest over my work shirt, have my purse slung over one shoulder with a shopping basket in my hand. How is it you had to make a beeline to ask me about something when it's obvious that I'm not working? You just passed by someone who is in red and khaki that probably asked if you need help finding anything! Seriously, piss off!
 
To all the guests at Photo, sorry I wasn't on top of my game today. The system was upgraded to all new software and screens and I haven't had the time to go through it all. You patience meant everything to me today... especially since we were slammed HARD with last minute Mother's Day shoppers. THANK YOU!!!!
 
Obeast said:
To those guests (especially annoying/terrible teenagers) who love to mess with the demo Bluetooth speakers from an Electronics TM...

1) Please turn them up as loud as possible, forcing me to have to not only hear the same three or four songs for the billionth time, but talk over it when assisting nearby guests and/or ringing up someone at the boat.

2) Please keep syncing your phone to the speakers and play more songs with a lot of cursing. The kids and their parents in toys sure f-ing love it, and I love having to go and ask you to not play that stuff because kids are around!

Granted, the second part doesn't happen as often as the first one. But, it still makes me wonder why those demo units still have that function.
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It's especially great when they sync up some porn. Nuns just love hearing those moans smh.
 
redeye58 said:
To that one guest: You were near the end of a long line of orders. You mumbled your order while busy with your phone. After a while, you were done & started looking around to where I was pulling shots behind the espresso machine.

You: Uh, have you started on my drink yet?
Me: No ma'am. Yours is in the line.
You: Well, how far down the line IS it?!
Me: There's four drinks ahead of you, ma'am.
You: FOUR DRINKS?! How the f**k can there be FOUR drinks AHEAD of ME?!
Me: You see the other folks waiting for their drinks? They got here BEFORE you. That's how.

You looked around at the other guests before crossing your arms across your chest & sighing loudly EVERY TIME I called someone else's drink.
I took my sweet time making your drink.
When I finally set it up for you to take, you were back on your phone.
Decaf for you, b*tch.
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We get this in pharmacy ALL. THE. TIME!!!! It's especially bad because they don't actually SEE the people standing there waiting 99.99999% of the time. "20 minutes?!?! All you have to do is slap a label on it/put some pills in a bottle/grab a box off the shelf! I need this NOW!!!!" "Ma'am, there are 10 Rxs waiting ahead of yours to be entered, billed to insurance, have labels slapped on them/pills thrown in bottles/boxes pulled off the shelves, THEN be checked by the pharmacist. Yours will be done AFTER theirs." She shows back up 3+ hours later....
 
Streetdate said:
TTOG: I am not your personal shopper. Especially when you call looking for an item that is listed as online only.
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I had one back when I worked in Elec. that knew me by name and would have me get a basket, get all the things she wanted, send it to GS and send someone after it later that day. One of my coworkers used to text me and say that woman called looking for you. I was like tell her I died...
 
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Lady. I have 45 minutes for my lunch and you stole 25 deciding what to get at Starbucks AFTER WAITING FOR 15 MINUTES. I had a 5 minute lunch break. If looks could kill the other guests behind me would have had you burning in all 7 hells by now.
 
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