TTOGE: I've said it before, and it likely won't be the last time I say this: FUCK YOU.
There was absolutely no reason for you to be bitchy with me, or for you to do a perfect bitch-valley girl accent while saying "Use the Target App."
Did it ever enter your tiny, fuzzy, airheaded mind that just perhaps the reason I was asking the team for the location on an item was because I didn't have a myDevice or my phone on me?
You are easily the most despised person in the entire building, and I would not be surprised if, come time for the BTS, your ass gets canned in the same manner as the bitched you replaced.
You are the worst excuse for a manager I have ever seen, which is saying a lot given the people I have worked with in the past, and are setting the company up for a huge lawsuit. When a team mber comes to you and says that they've hurt themselves you cannot(!) tell them to "suck it up," or "well you'd better show up tomorrow for your closing shift or else." That is not only immoral, it is also hugely illegal and creates a (very) hostile working environment. So Fuck You.
TTOAPBP: OK, I see how it is. You tell me, in front of my ETL, APS, and Investigator/former ETL-AP that I'm "Next in line for the next APS position that opens up, anywhere in the district." Now I find out you told my ETL just last week after a conference call that you really didn't mean it like that and that I haven't actually been on the bench at all and the only person on the bench in the district is at a different store. So not only am I apparently not next in line, I'm not even on the bench? Okay.
You'll have to find another person to be your District TPS trainer, because I'm not doing shit for you now, and I am actively looking for anthoer employer.