To the ETL-HR: You are unbelievable. You're damn lucky that guest didn't complain to the STL when you had the nerve to walk right up to me as I was helping them and proceed to screech in your standard patronizing tone, "less standing still, more actual working please." Yes, you did hear me right, I did encourage the guest to fill out a comment card and mention this situation and your name, because that's just not something you do to a coworker, much less as the god damn ETL-Human Resources. Did I die and wake up in a world where I don't help guests anymore? Also, when you tell me that I need to finish an overflowing cart of HBA/Cosmetics strays in 30 minutes or less with no mydevice at noon in a high volume store, two things pop into my head: One, I am not a pizza delivery driver. It isn't 30 minutes or less and it's free, it's as fast as I can get it done and you pay me. Two, to quote my spirit animal Dr. Perry Cox from Scrubs: "any other day I'd say no, but today I'm going to go ahead and just say no." One day I want to take a trip to whatever incarnation of la-la land you seem to exist in every time you put on your nametag.