Our new VM-TL is honestly a bitch thus far. She thinks everyone is moving too slow, and she is only walking around with our ETL-SF. She curls her lip at the thought of even touching a register or helping with filling GSA spots. When she was introduced to me, and told that I was her Cosmetics Brand TM, she just looked me over with a cocked eyebrow and seemed unimpressed. I'm sorry. Were you expecting someone dolled up and covered in glitz and glam? That's not this position, honey. It's all about being willing to get down and dirty with those shelves. Yes, me eyeliner is on point, but don't expect perfect waves and flawless outfits on a daily basis.
(Obviously I'm a bit bitter about this, especially as one of the past brand TMs who wanted this position was turned down because she didn't meet the education requirements. That woman is a motherfreaking beast who can work circles around anyone in the store. In my mind, she's still more important than this overly dyed, frizzed out, Amazonian woman we have coming in...)